What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?